Biden Signed with a Robot—Now Trump’s DOJ Is Coming for the Pen and Everyone It Protected
Autopen pardons, shadow signings, and a weaponized Department of Justice—what could possibly go wrong?
Good Morning, it’s Thursday, May 15th, 2025.
If you ever wondered just how fake the Biden presidency really was—today’s your answer. Turns out, Biden wasn’t even signing the pardons himself. His DOJ used a damn autopen—yes, a machine—to rubber-stamp get-out-of-jail-free cards for BLM rioters and left-wing criminals. Now Trump’s DOJ is pulling back the curtain. Real subpoenas. Real investigations. And real consequences.
For years, conservatives said Biden was just a puppet. Now we’ve got receipts—inked by a robot. Let’s dive in.
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Trump’s DOJ Just Declared War on Biden’s Fake Pardons
The Justice Department just put the Biden autopen scandal on notice—hinting that justice isn’t just coming, it’s already en route.
Remember those bizarre “pardons” Joe Biden issued with a mechanical pen? Yeah, the ones he didn’t even sign himself? Turns out Trump’s DOJ hasn’t forgotten—and now they’re investigating just how deep this rabbit hole goes.
Under Biden, dozens of high-profile federal pardons were pushed out with an autopen while the president was reportedly “resting,” vacationing, or just flat-out missing. Some of these weren’t your run-of-the-mill commutations. They involved fentanyl dealers, shady donors, and the occasional politically convenient “activist.” And all the while, Biden wasn’t even in the damn room.
Trump’s DOJ is now reviewing those autopen pardons for legality—especially the ones tied to January 6 cases and cartel-linked criminals. The Blaze reports officials are “taking a closer look,” which, from this team, is code for: buckle up.
This is a full-on reckoning of the Biden regime’s laziest and most lawless habits. While the media yawned and rolled over, Team Trump is drawing a line in the sand: you don’t get to outsource the Constitution to a robot pen. Imagine the headlines if Trump had done this. Rachel Maddow would’ve chained herself to the gates of the DOJ.
But here’s what Biden’s team never expected—an actual return to accountability. Trump’s second term isn’t about optics, it’s about consequences. And the first target? A scandal so surreal it would be funny if it weren’t real.
“Justice is coming for Biden’s autopen pardons,” the Blaze headline reads, “and Trump’s DOJ just put them on notice.” That’s not a metaphor—it’s a warning.
Trump’s team just launched the opening salvo in what could be the first major legal domino to fall from Biden’s failed presidency. If these pardons are invalid? We’re talking about a total reversal of “justice” under Joe and a fresh round of fireworks from a DOJ that finally has teeth again.
AOC Warns Trump: Arrest More Illegals, Expect More Democrats to Get Cuffed
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may have just accidentally told the truth—and it’s not a good look for her party.
During a chaotic hallway press gaggle on Capitol Hill, AOC warned the Trump administration that if they keep arresting illegal immigrants, “you’re going to see more and more Democrats in handcuffs.” Read that again. Not activists. Not community leaders. Democrats.
This is the same congresswoman who’s spent the last five months accusing ICE of “fascism” and accusing the Trump administration of “weaponizing immigration.” But now she’s openly connecting her party to the very people being deported or arrested by law enforcement. You’d think someone on her staff would’ve pulled the mic.
For conservatives, this isn’t a gaffe—it’s confirmation. The modern Democratic Party isn’t just soft on illegal immigration, it’s entangled in it. Whether it’s harboring, aiding, or obstructing enforcement, there’s no daylight anymore between the far-left agenda and actual criminal interference.
The media, predictably, buried the quote. No front-page writeups. No “fact-checks.” No primetime panels wondering if AOC’s words “undermine trust in law enforcement.” If a Republican said half of what she did, it’d be labeled extremism by breakfast.
But her own words say it all. When the left screams about immigration enforcement, what they’re really worried about is losing their base—and their grip on power.
Democrat Pushes Reparations—While Cities That Tried It Are Going Bankrupt
You can’t make this up: Democrats are reviving their reparations fantasy just as the cities that actually tried it are crumbling.
Rep. Cori Bush is planning to introduce new legislation to push for federal reparations for Black Americans. That’s right—while inflation eats away at middle-class savings, and while cities like Chicago and San Francisco are bleeding taxpayers, the far-left thinks now is the time to cut massive government checks for slavery that ended over 160 years ago.
What’s really happening? It’s an election year distraction—a desperate attempt to keep a grip on the Black vote as Trump continues to gain ground. They’re not offering opportunity. They’re offering payouts, identity politics, and more division.
And here’s the kicker: places like Evanston, Illinois, which launched their own reparations pilot program, are already facing backlash from residents over how the money is distributed and how little impact it actually has. But that’s not stopping the radicals in D.C. from trying to nationalize a policy that’s already proving to be a logistical and political disaster.
Meanwhile, legacy media spins it as “historic justice”—instead of what it is: a cash grab masked as moral virtue.
RFK Jr. Blows the Lid Off COVID Cover-Up—And Congress Just Got Caught Flat-Footed
The biggest revelations from this week’s COVID hearings aren’t coming from politicians—they’re coming from RFK Jr., and they’re torching the official narrative.
During explosive testimony before House and Senate committees, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. laid out damning evidence that federal agencies colluded with Big Pharma to push the vaccine while burying adverse effects, silencing dissent, and suppressing early treatment options. The most telling moment? When Kennedy called out the CDC’s refusal to release raw vaccine injury data, even under FOIA requests.
What the media won’t say: These hearings were supposed to be a softball opportunity for Democrats to paint Kennedy as a crank. Instead, they walked straight into a buzzsaw. Kennedy came armed with receipts, and most of the lawmakers questioning him were completely unprepared.
The real-world impact? Americans who were forced to take experimental shots under threat of losing their jobs, schooling, or travel rights now have proof that the science was politicized—and the cover-up was intentional.
As the 2024 COVID narrative continues to unravel, expect more fireworks. Kennedy’s testimony is now part of the official congressional record—and the questions about fraud, coercion, and liability just got a lot harder to dodge.
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— Ayn Rand
Thanks for riding with us through another scorched-earth Thursday.
This newsletter doesn’t tiptoe around the truth, and it sure as hell doesn’t ask permission to tell it. While the media fawns over Kamala’s new hairdo and Biden’s oatmeal cravings, we’re following the paper trail of forged signatures, foreign payoffs, and leftist gaslighting.
The swamp thought it could hide behind fake pens and fake outrage. But accountability is knocking—and Trump’s not taking prisoners.
~ Scott 🇺🇸
P.S.
I can’t be the only one who thinks using a robot to sign pardons should automatically void them. What do you think—does this cross the line into full-blown constitutional fraud? Or is it just one more insult to every American who plays by the rules? Hit reply and let me know.
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